By Diana Hsieh
- Paralyzed woman from Queens now wants life support: The critical point is that the court granted her the right to end her own life, despite the opposition from her parents, who feared that suicide would prevent her from going to heaven. That's a win for individual rights and the separation of church and state!
- Homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, claims homeschooler in local newspaper: I, for one, welcome our new duck overlords.
- Billy Graham Bought a Whole Page in the Wall Street Journal to Tell You What He Thinks About Gays and Women: Oh hai, theocracy and apocalyticism!
- 1st District candidate Koster says 'rape thing' not cause for abortion: "A Washington state congressional candidate in one of the nation's tightest races says abortion should not be legal, even when it involves 'the rape thing.'" *facepalm*